Fat Guy Dumped By Fat Girlfriend Gets Even

Imagine you are a fat round faced loser working at O'Hare Airport who hooks up with an even fatter acne faced manatee-like maiden who dumps you for an ex-pro wrestler named 'Tiny Bubbles.'

Now ponder the bacon-laced rage simmering in your below average IQ'd pea brain.  And in a rare flash of inspiration schlep from your scrawny skull a truly devious, calculating and obliquitous way to get even with her. 


What was Brandon Preveau's nightmare cooked up for his estranged girl pal?

Brandon's former squeeze Jennifer Fitzgerald owes $105,761.80 for 678 parking violations issued to a 1999 Chevrolet Monte Carlo registered in her name (by Brandon). The fines are the largest in city history.

Ms Fitzgerald never owned the car of course. Brandon saddled her with an ordeal that is going on a fourth year.  Jennifer has had to hire a lawyer and fight the fines in court. And the beauty part for Brandon?  Jennifer has to sue the city for going after her, and not Brandon for setting up the scam.

The Angle doesn't know what went on between these two butterballs, but Brandon has built himself a karma snot-ball that will one day pull his boxer shorts down-around his ankles in public no doubt...