The collagen expander shot.
The $1300 buck lunch-break collagen jab temporarily stretches the G-spot's from barely there to pert and prominent . Once primed women claim the illusive coital crescendo comes quickly, cleanly even too easily.
Naturally the land of Loonie Tunes where lava lamps, Lamborghini's and liposuction are as common as a heat lamp in a hot house, Hollywood is crazed with the climax booster. Women are rushing to the Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of America on Sunset in West Hollywood for their fun fix. Over 2000 are regular - you see this requires a monthly booster shot, but heck, money isnt tight, right?
Like any infomercial, this one needs a testimonial too. Caroline Cushworth, location not divulged quizzed her boyfriend about the idea. After pondering the question for 2.5 microseconds the muddled male nodded and opened up his wallet. 'That first time, the whole thing was so intense I was actually a bit scared. I was so overcome, but thankfully the intensity is something I've got used to. I still have multiple orgasms every time I have sex, but they no longer leave me flat on my back.'
Well there you have it. Go get 'em ladies. Oh, and make sure you got yourself a guy that has the stamina of a high paid porn penis or the fee and formation will fall on fallow ground. And you will be left with dragging a dildo over the area from dusk to dawn and developing a freakish tennis arm, instead.
