Princeton: Sex Raises IQ

Finally, a reason to have sex other than because it's free, fun and easy to do.

The University of Amsterdam found sexually aroused subjects performed better in critical thinking tests than limp-dicked participants.

Princeton discovered accelerated brain cell growth in sexually active lab rats, when compared to their virgin counterparts. Correlation?

If true, shouldn't porn stars be doing high-energy physics at the Stanford Particle Accelerator?

The study didn't offer details.  Nor do the scientists give us hints regarding tools, toys, fetishes or fantasies.  Those things are left to we who are willing to self-sacrifice for science.

Despite the IQ boost. There is no down-side other than getting a knot on Mr Boing Boing.  And if your IQ remains below 60 you can still be rewarded just for trying.

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