World's Record Shortest Man & Woman

The 2013 results for the biggest, tallest, shortest, smallest, lightest, heaviest, widest, wettest, fastest, slowest, stingiest, straightest, crookedest, steepest, funkiest, driest, stinkiest, cheapest, dumbest, deepest, goofiest, slowest, snottiest are in the book.  The crookedest?

Guinness World Records for 2013 now on Amazon.  The two standing next to the book, left are the shortest man and women on record.

And oh-man are they short.  In fact the fez-wearing guy is the shortest man in all of human history.

Chandra Bahadur Dangi, 72, hails from near Kathmandu.  Jyoti Amge, 18, is from India..

Chandra is a compact 1 foot 9.5 inches tall folks!  And Jyoti is a jumping 2 whole feet of female.  Basically, Jyoti could crush Chandra in a bare-knuckles, kick-boxing cage match but the people at Guinness won't let the match go forward.

Ever notice no matter how short a person is they are still referred to as such and such tall?  Isn't that wrong?  Shouldn't it be such and such short?

Listing the other record holders doesn't seem necessary.  But if your loins burn to find out who can eat the most ribs in a minute then just go out and buy the book ya cheap bastid...

Marijuana Permanently Lowers IQ
PETA Says Hunting Mags Are Porn
Spanish Mag Photoshops Naked Michelle Obama Slave Pic
Elvis Presley's Dirty Jockeys Auctioned
Teacher Gives 'dumb' Kids Test Answers