History is really the story of how power corrupts. Especially in the bedroom. No stunning revelation that. But consider the women who changed history spreading legs in high places were just 'average' people. Most not even good-looking.
Pictured above find the top ten mistresses who in most cases altered the course of history lighting the loins of weak males in power. They are a fun bunch of gals. The 'other' women in history - from the left:
- Anne Boleyn was a commoner who got a job consorting for Cathryn of Aragon, King Henry The VIII first wife. Henry eventually bedded Boleyn, destroyed the Catholic Church to marry her, and after a few years, beheaded Boleyn for not producing a male child. Divorce Henry VIII style.
- Madame du Barry and Madame de Pompadour were both King Louis XV mistresses. This guy destroyed France executing his grandson and throne heir, King Louis XVI.
- Wallace Simpson the two-time divorcee from the USA who brought down a king of England. Boyfriend King Edward III marriage to the harlot of Harlem was too much for the British Crown. So Edward abdicated in 1936 leaving the job to his stuttering brother George VI.
- Eva Braun married Adolf Hitler in the Führerbunker about an hour before the Russians tore the place up. The Russians found a pile of burning corpses - hers, the dog, and Adolf. Until Eva, Hitler seemed to be asexual. Then discover Adolf had a bastard son while in France during the first World War.
- Marilyn Monroe bedded and married them all. From Joe DiMaggio to Henry Miller to John & Robert Kennedy. Famous as the 'airhead' blond persona - scary to think Marilyn had her finger on John Kennedy's button during the Cuban Missile Crises, huh?
- Christine Keeler was 'doing' the Secretary of War, John Profumo, drug dealer Johnny Edgecombe, and Yevgeni Ivanov Naval attache to the Soviet Embassy in London all at the same time. This babe was trying to solve the cold war and the war on drugs all by her lonesome.
- Monica 'blowjob' Lewinski 's five minutes of fame: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
- Camilla Parker-Bowles is the Duchess of Cornwall, Duchess of Rothesay, Countess of Chester, Baroness of Renfrew and now the wife of Prince Charles Duke of Windsor. Camilla was doing the nasties with Charlie while he was still married to the tragic Princess Diana. So much for hoity-toity titles!
- Alexandra Dupré was and may still be a call girl. Not so interesting until she gets hired to keep NY Governor Elliot Spitzer in knee-deep in vaginas. Spitzer's special hypocrisy extends from his sleuthing as the Manhattan District Attorney breaking up mob and prostitution rings. Then dipping his stick back into the latter pool in his spare time.
- Syria's Bashar al-Assad mistress? If so, this one is a stinger. Asma Assad, Bashar's British-born wife told a friend she was the "real dictator" in the family. She hasn't seen these pictures yet - ooops!
