300-Pound Naked Sock Thief Tasered At Walmart

Fat people are all over Walmart - even thieves. And we have just the story to prove it.

A giant 6'-4", 300-pound all-naked black man wandered around a Exton, Pa., Walmart wearing nothing but a stolen pair of socks on his feet.

Everyone was scared, even the security guards!

Store surveillance video showed 32-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor entering the store completely naked. Verdon sauntered over to the sock-aisle and placed a pair of one-size-fits-all athletics on his feet. The trip from his house was no problem, the cold concrete floor of the store apparently got his attention.

Mr Taylor  is cooling his heels in Chester County Prison today unable to meet the $50,000 cash bail. Charges include indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property and disorderly conduct.

The assault and disorderly where added when Verdon refused to lay down and assume the position. My bet is, well, Verdon already knew the floor was cold, right?