Nursery Rhyme Banned Due To Obscenity

Toddlers singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star must not make hand gesture for a star because it resembles the sign for a vagina in British Sign Language.

Staff at the Sure Start Toddler School, in Acomb, North Yorkshire, Britain attended a sign language course. The kids were seen making a star while singing the Twinkle Twinkle song.

A staff meeting was called and it was decided to ban the song, though no deaf kid attends the school, and no deaf person complained.

Parents are justifiably pissed, ‘These are innocent little children just making a sign to show a star. No one would give it a second thought.’

John Midgley, co-founder of the Campaign Against Political Correctness, said teachers needed to ‘grow up...this is a ridiculous example of political correctness where adults are trying to put their views into the minds of children who would not have known there was anything wrong with what they are doing.’

Jill Hodges, with the City of York School Council, which runs the group, insisted it was ‘a sensible decision taken to prevent deaf children or deaf parents being offended’.

The solution is easy, parents should say bye bye Sure Start Toddler School.  Britain has no shortage of left-wing loons - Scotland Yard will need to add a 'hand gesturing' division now.

Remember, such conditioning begins in the schools, at the earliest age, and in the most absurd ways.   Today it's a vagina sign, tomorrow it's breaking the bank signing-up an expectant population to an insolvent set of social programs.

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