'They do courtship and mating behaviors that females and males would do,' zookeepers whined. 'Those behaviors include making a braying sound, almost like a donkey, which is a mating call. They defend their territory, preen each other, and are constantly standing alone together...'
Fudge-packing penguins?
Should human gays be forced to split up and mate with heterosexuals? Well, it does give one a chance to ponder the obvious, after all, the zoo can't have a couple of light-in-the-web-feet donkey honking penguins scaring the kids. And what's with African penguins?
