The cop rushed out and confronted Anderson who quickly gave up and said “fuck it, I’m drunk, take me to jail.”
Once at the station, Anderson had a change of "fuck it, I'm..." and refused to take a breathalyzer test. Worse, the drunken mower rider started ranting about the cops poisoning him.
So he was re-piled into another cop car and taken to a hospital for a blood test. You guessed it, the sot had a .241, three times the legal limit. And as an added bonus, cocaine turned up too.
After Anderson finds $3,000 bucks for his bond and gets his mower out of impound, he is gonna get his day in court. And he'd be ill-advised to repeat his, "fuck it, I'm guilty, take me to jail" wisecrack. Not unless he's looking for extra jail time.
