But the dog leapt off the truck and attacked Caspar the camel standing innocently in his pen, instead. The woman ran to grab her dog and ended up squashed under the 1100 pound ungulate.
“I bit his balls to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me,” she told the cops as she was being loaded into the ambulance.
After considering the camel's docile past and the pride-crushing assault on his camel-hood, the officer cited the lady truck driver for trespassing and violating area leash laws.
