Doctor Warns Women About Garlic

Dr. Jen Gunter, OBGYN warns women to stop cramming garlic into their hoo-hooz in a misguided attempt to squish yeast infections.

The good doctor says, "Garlic contains allicin, in the lab it may have anti-fungal (i.e. anti-yeast) properties. This is in a lab, not even in mice. Just a dish of cells. Your vagina is not a dish of cells."

She says she is tired of digging chunks of garlic out of her patients.  And hearing them complain they smell like an Italian eatery. 

So there you go girls.  Just say no to garlic and yes to the proper prescribed medications made to say bye-bye to the burn, okay?

Car Jacker Pays With A Body Full Of Bullets

Lamar Thurman, 29 climbed into a parked car in front of a house with the engine running and drove off.  A six-year-old boy was sitting in the back seat.

Dad heard the car screeching away.   He shoved a handgun in his belt laid chase in another vehicle.

Thurman quickly crashed and tried to rabbit on foot.  Dad first tended to the boy, turned and opened fire on the fleeing perp.  Thurman was hit multiple times, dropped to the ground.

Thurman was later hospitalized in critical condition.  The boy was shaken but not injured.

Muslim Cleric's Video Touts Wife Beating

The video shows Abd Al-Aziz Al-Khazraj demonstrating how to "punish" a woman in accordance with Islamic law.

“This is a painless beating that does not leave bruises or cause bleeding...some wives like domineering and authoritative husbands. By nature, they like violent and powerful husbands."

"With some women, admonishing them and refraining from sharing their beds won't help. The only thing that helps with such women is beating. She needs to feel that you are a real man. That's her nature."

Did you see what Muslim terrorists did to Christians worshiping at an Easter service in Sri Lanka today?  A death toll of 207 and over 400 maimed.

Odd how the world once eradicated such crazed behavior in Germany and Japan but today seems somehow impotent to deal with Islamic extremists in the same way.

Son Sues Parents For Destroying Porn Collection

An Indiana man (nicknamed 'Charlie') has filed a civil suit against his parents for destroying an estimated $30,000 worth of personal pornographic films and other tawdry stuff.

Middle-aged Charlie moved back in with his parents after a costly divorce.  He agreed to do housework in lieu of rent.  After only ten-months a 'domestic situation' developed and his elderly parents kicked him out.

Charlie's parents took all of Charlie's personal stuff to his new digs.  Minus the porn collection, of course.

Charlie's dad explained the missing porn in an email: "We counted twelve-moving boxes full of pornography plus two boxes of 'sex toys' as you call them. We began that day the process of destroying them and it took quite a while to do so."

Charlie went ballistic and called the cops. But the cops found no wrongdoing and filed no report.  Charlie then sued his parents for double the stated value, $86,000 (the difference to cover pain and suffering, no doubt).

According to Charlie's dad, the destruction of the porn was an ancient threat made good.  Charlie was allegedly his high-school's porn pimp and at that time his dad told Charlie he would destroy any porn found in the home (even if it appeared decades later).

So far the only thing Charlie seems to be winning is a butt-load of humiliation as the rest of us are made privy to Charlie's tawdry tale and twisted set of priorities.

Smart Toys Targeted By Hackers

The “Teksta Toucan Electronic Toy” microphone and speaker can connect to any Bluetooth device such as a cellphone, home router or laptop computer automatically.

Hackers on the net have penetrated the microphone and use them to listen to conversations.  Hackers can also speak over the device directing kids to possibly get into trouble.

Soon Teksta Toucan will have robotic eyes too...oh joy!

Smart dolls “Calya” and “i-Que” are made using the same technology.  Hacking one, however can result in violating the Children’s Online Privacy Act in the USA. Still none have been blocked from or taken off the market. 

Got any in your house yet?

"Consent Condom" License To Rape?

Brazilian condom company Tulipán says their new "Consent Condom" packaging can only be opened by two people using four hands. 

Why a four handed condom?

The company says the requirement ensures the consent of all participants in any wanton carnal exploit about to occur...

The theory is laughable and dangerous, why?

1. Rapists don't wear condoms.
2. Change your mind?  Too late, you opened the consent box. 
3. Arrive with the box already opened by you and your pals.
4. Your girlfriend and you have two arms and two hands, right?
5. Regret the sex later?  Your word against the consent box.
6. Sweaty from foreplay?  See if two bystanders can help.

Is sex consent really getting this hard to get?  Just ask Brick Dollbanger, sex robot beta-tester.  Consent?  You gotta be kidding.

Bearded Men Harboring Bacteria Booby Traps

A study concluded at Switzerland’s Hirslanden Clinic made a critical and disturbing health-related discovery.

MRI scans of 18 bearded men and 30 dogs from random breeds revealed microbial counts on the bearded men far exceeding colonies camped-out on the dogs.

Clinic professor Andreas Gutzeit noted: “The researchers found a significantly higher bacterial load in specimens taken from the men’s beards compared with the dogs’ fur.”

Seven of the men were actually shown to have bugs hazardous to human health. The type and level of infestation would normal make them eligible for quarantining.

Upon hearing the bad news, Keith Flett, founder of the Beard Liberation Front, founded to promote facial hair complained, “There seems to be a constant stream of negative stories about beards that suggest it’s more about pogonophobia [the fear of beards] than anything else.”

You can't make stories like this up, folks.  And this one is no exception.

Wild Turkey Kills Motorcycle Rider

Medical personnel in hospital emergency rooms refer to motorcycles as 'donor-cycles.'

Despite heroic efforts, the rider-victims usually die and are usually young enough to yield some pretty usable organs; harvested while the bodies are still warm.

But a 70-year-old motorcyclist was killed after losing control of his bike when a twenty-five pound wild turkey slammed squarely into his chest.  The man's left leg was severed below the knee after striking a guardrail.

Paramedics managed to stabilize him well enough to make the ride to the hospital but he died anyway.

Dog Owners Happier Than Cat Owners

The well-respected General Social Survey asked questions about dogs and cats for the first time.  Why? Because 6 in 10 households own at least one.

Non-owners to owners seem the same in regard to general happiness.  But dog owners are twice as likely as cat owners to say they lead happy lives.

Why?

An older 2013 study found dog owners are more likely to go outside and make friendships.  Dog owners can also seek comfort from their pet in times of stress, more likely to play with them, and more likely to consider their pet a member of the family.

Cats by contrast are aloof, untrainable, and could care less about their owners.  The animals also carry some serious diseases such as cat scratch and human zombie virus.  And play host to a number of other parasites.

Since cat owners are less happy this news will no doubt anger and confuse them.  But lets face it...ever heard of a Canine Police cat?  A post-disaster rescue cat?  Seeing-eye cat?  Bomb sniffing cat? Or drug interdiction cat? Nope.

Teachers’ Unions Oppose Bill Making Sex with Students a Crime

Rhode Island is one of the few states where it's legal for teachers and other school employees to have sexual relations with the students.

RI HB 5817 would make such contact between teachers and students a crime.

The two largest teachers' unions, the NEA (National Education Association) and UFT (United Federation Of Teachers) sent emissaries to oppose the bill.

Teachers' unions are a big reason public schools are failing.  They protect incompetent teachers, oppose competition via school vouchers, push to drive up costs and lower standards.

Why would they oppose protecting kids from teacher predators?  Why indeed. 

Swallowing Semen Maximizes Fertility

Researchers from Leiden University Medical Center in the Netherlands compared the pregnancy history and oral sex habits of 234 women.

Ladies who regularly performed the Hoover Maneuver on hubby/boyfriend and swallowed appeared more likely to get pregnant and less likely to suffer miscarriages.

Researchers surmised swallowing semen strengthens a pregnant woman’s immune system and helps her create a healthier fetus.

Semen contains hormones and proteins from a man’s body.  Women usually get the dose doing the dirty deed.  But it appears going down-town adds to the flavor and fun and gets the job done too.

Not sure how this information can be used. But better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.