Why a four handed condom?
The company says the requirement ensures the consent of all participants in any wanton carnal exploit about to occur...
The theory is laughable and dangerous, why?
- Rapists don't wear condoms.
- Change your mind? Too late, you opened the consent box.
- Arrive with the box already opened by you and your pals.
- Your girlfriend and you have two arms and two hands, right?
- Regret the sex later? Your word against the consent box.
- Sweaty from foreplay? See if two bystanders can help.
