Middle-aged Charlie moved back in with his parents after a costly divorce. He agreed to do housework in lieu of rent. After only ten-months a 'domestic situation' developed and his elderly parents kicked him out.
Charlie's parents took all of Charlie's personal stuff to his new digs. Minus the porn collection, of course.
Charlie's dad explained the missing porn in an email: "We counted twelve-moving boxes full of pornography plus two boxes of 'sex toys' as you call them. We began that day the process of destroying them and it took quite a while to do so."
Charlie went ballistic and called the cops. But the cops found no wrongdoing and filed no report. Charlie then sued his parents for double the stated value, $86,000 (the difference to cover pain and suffering, no doubt).
According to Charlie's dad, the destruction of the porn was an ancient threat made good. Charlie was allegedly his high-school's porn pimp and at that time his dad told Charlie he would destroy any porn found in the home (even if it appeared decades later).
So far the only thing Charlie seems to be winning is a butt-load of humiliation as the rest of us are made privy to Charlie's tawdry tale and twisted set of priorities.
