Harvard: Masturbation Cures Cancer

Finally a cure for cancer no one can refuse.

Harvard published fresh research in the European Urology journal.  The study followed 32,000 men and their prostates.  The fun part?  Chocking the chicken lowers cancer risk by up to 33 percent!

This translates into 21 ejaculations per month or 252 penis pops per annum.

Apparently toxin build-up inside the walnut sized organ is the culprit.  So lack-o-nookie produces the  ponderous prognosis in men where 30 percent by age 50 have prostate cancer and 100 percent by 80 are scourged. 

So get in there guys and get going.  And if the wife objects give her the good news...it's her everyday or or get out of the way.