Man Blows Big Bucks Becoming An Elf

Some say the 'old' bi-gender designation M/F is obsolete.   So why not obliterate the entire idea of Homo Sapien and become an Elf?

Luis Padron, 25, from Buenos Aires, was bullied as a kid.  So he escaped into a fantasy world of fictional creatures, literally. 

After blowing $32,000 on liposuction, nose/ear job, skin  bleaching, full body hair removal and permanent eye color change the goon has morphed into an Elf.

But Padron ain't done yet.  He's still gotta get a heart-shaped hairline and a limb lengthening to reach 6ft 5in tall.  Who says Elves are tiny turds?

Padron is ridiculed more now than ever and won't ever get a date on Match.com.

But Elves are known for sexual threats, seducing people and causing harm.  So Padron's real motives are not all that mysterious.