Luis Padron, 25, from Buenos Aires, was bullied as a kid. So he escaped into a fantasy world of fictional creatures, literally.
But Padron ain't done yet. He's still gotta get a heart-shaped hairline and a limb lengthening to reach 6ft 5in tall. Who says Elves are tiny turds?
Padron is ridiculed more now than ever and won't ever get a date on Match.com.
But Elves are known for sexual threats, seducing people and causing harm. So Padron's real motives are not all that mysterious.