The security guard knocked on her stall door and after no response swung it open and gazed upon a scene he said would “haunt his dreams forever.”
Yes. You guessed it. Shaniqua was ramming Jimmy Dean sausage into her nether region with furious pace and abandon. The guard complained, “she didn’t even stop...she just stared at me and kept going.”
Given Shaniqua's size and raw indifference to discovery the little 140 lb security guy got scared and ran for help. Some seven cops were needed to wrestle the sausage and Shaniqua to the ground. Shaniqua faces beefs of shoplifting, indecent exposure, and resisting arrest.
Walmart stated they "do not tolerate this type of behavior" and point to bathroom signs clearly warning "no merchandise is allowed beyond this point."
But Shaniqua's solo saunterings prolly justify adding something about auto-erotica to the signs. That or shed cigar shaped comestibles from the meat department.
