The women had forty-two total pounds of horse meat concealed inside juice boxes. The horse genitals were packed tightly into one of them.
Customs sighted the sanguinary stash and gave the travelers a chance to explain. We needed the pony privates for medicinal purposes they protested.
Well you prolly already know...horsemeat is prohibited in a carry-on due to concerns over foot-and-mouth disease.
The meat was unceremoniously incinerated. The gals are somewhere scouring the streets of DC today searching for another way to get steed schlong into a medicine bottle.