Horse Genitals Seized At Airport

Who travels to the Washington-Dulles International Airport with thirteen-pounds of horse genitalia in their gear?  Two matrons from Mongolia.

The women had forty-two total pounds of horse meat concealed inside juice boxes. The horse genitals were packed tightly into one of them.

Customs sighted the sanguinary stash and gave the travelers a chance to explain.   We needed the pony privates for medicinal purposes they protested.

Well you prolly already know...horsemeat is prohibited in a carry-on due to concerns over foot-and-mouth disease.

The meat was unceremoniously incinerated.  The gals are somewhere scouring the streets of DC today searching for another way to get steed schlong into a medicine bottle.