70-Year-Old Prostitute Arrested

When most folks are long retired schlepping around the homestead in housecoat and slippers and demanding senior discounts at fast food joints, Sun Hee Gribat was turning tacky tawdry tricks at Jax Message Therapy in Jacksonville, Fla.

Sun Hee's hour-long massage cost $70 but the septuagenarian added a "sex act" service not listed on the menu for an extra $60, say police.

Sun Hee was charged with prostitution and practicing massage therapy without a license.  And picking up AARP awards for stamina and staying power.

But inquiring minds must know.  What kind of demand is there for sixty dollar sex with a seventy-year-old?   Don't try to answer that...