Ohio "Gorilla Man" Busted

The morning started quietly at the Warren City, OH DMV.  But things went sideways fast after Timothy Cook, 32, showed up.

Soon after entering the building Cook started waving his arms wildly, “growling and punching the cement.”  Then Cook ran outside and  “began masturbating on the sidewalk,” according to a police report.

When the cops tried to capture the masturbater, he was sweating profusely and "acting like a gorilla...squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop and jumping up and down screaming incoherently.”

Paramedics treated the maniac for an apparent overdose of an unknown substance.

Cook has prior arrests for drug possession, theft, burglary, criminal trespass, breaking and entering, domestic violence, possession of drug paraphernalia, and carrying a concealed weapon.

Now Cook gets to explain the masturbating gorilla act to other inmates...should be a hoot.