Pissed off students say guns are allowed but sexual aids are not so they organized a “Cocks Not Glocks: Campus (Dildo) Carry.” protest. The sex-crazed students say, “we are strapping [4,500] gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks in protest of campus carry.”
In opposition to the opposition a counter-protest was organized. A "Clocks Not Cocks" campaign insists, “One of the most important aspects of college life is being punctual for class.”
Which group will do better against a terrorist or serial shooter? Guess...
