Svetlana Batukova, 46, was found next to the bloody corpse of Horst Hans Henkels on Friday. The autopsy Saturday revealed Horst's bloody end was the result of multiple stab wounds made by a kitchen knife.
Worse? Chunks of Horst had been cut-off with the murder weapon and fed to the family dog, a bull terrier.
Svetlana and Horst tied the knot just last January. But the only thing the pair shared in the brief interval were domestic violence calls and the dog's last supper.
The takeaway? Middle aged Russian women are single for a reason.