Naked Burglar Nabbed

Deputy Joshua Watkins of Woodstock, GA says 28-year-old Jarred Lemming was nailed after being spotted buck naked scaling a fence, crossing a yard and dodging into a doggie door of an unlit house.

Lemming told the cops he just needed to take a shower, wash some clothes and use the Wi-Fi to get some emails done.

Oddly, the naked housebreaker claimed he once owned the residence but sold and moved out a year ago.   He said he knew the new owners but "did not want to bother him." 

Lemming was issued an orange jumpsuit and booked on a burglary beef.