But after years of complaints pool authorities have been forced to put up illustrated posters with rules - two of which seem particularly pressing.
Rule #1: 'Don't dry your scrotum or your behind with the communal hairdryer in the swimming pool or the gym.'
Rule #2: 'Bald older gentlemen with hairy torsos must either bring their own blow-dryers or just buy a more absorbent towel.'
Pool patrons are urged not to confront a dogged elderly dangler on their own.
