Drunken Fart Spray Frenzy

Who invents compressed "Liquid Ass?"  And why the hell would anyone use it?

Blake Zengo, 20, got stinking drunk at the Whiskey Bent Bar in Athens, Ga.  Then proceeded to empty a can of the odoriferous fetor on other patrons.

Athens' cops wrestled Zengo to the ground still gripping the near-empty can of  “genuine, foul butt-crack smell.”

The maker promises,  “Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate, filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.”

Zengo gets disorderly conduct, underage drinking and malicious discharge of onerous odors in an enclosed space.  Not the best first line on a resume, Blake