4 Billion Have Herpes

The World Health Organization (WHO) says herpes simplex (HSV-1) infects around 3.7 billion under 50.  And about half-a-billion over 50.

HSV-1 are the kissing cold sores. HSV-2 are the cankers that crawl onto your junk.

WHO also says half of women in the USA have HSV-1 compared to a third of the men.

Before panicking consider WHO rails on red meat and bacon too. The UN health hard-asses equate the two meats to smoking and asbestos.

Seems WHO didn't consult with Susannah Mushatt Jones who at 116 says bacon is behind her record setting run on Mother Earth.