For 40 years Miss Piggy tossed her bacon at Kermit and last month he finally got fed-up and handed the porker her walking papers.
Kermit hastily hopped on a new lily pad. Her name is Denise and she's sexy, sleek, sassy and YOUNG.
So the man-hating moustached menaces in the muff-diving brigade took to Twitter to decry their disdain - after all, why should the green titan of TV be happy, right?
