Suicide From Breast Implants

Dr Loren Lipworth, of the Vanderbilt University Medical Center boiled down mortality data from 3,527 Swedish females who had boob jobs between 1965 and 1993.

The findings lined-up with previous research indicating a 3X increased risk for suicide, alcoholism and drug addiction.

Some suggest women who buy bigger bikini stuffers already have psychiatric disorders, including low self-esteem.

The good news? The plastic pointer-sisters don't increase cancer risk.