Dead Scientist Too Toxic To Touch

Depressed David Shingler stole enough potassium cyanide from work to kill twenty men.

The 54-year-old was discovered in his car on the side of the road. Paramedics were summoned.  But reviving the hapless scientist was futile.

The white powder on the dashboard meant trouble.  Dave was double-bagged in two cadaver-pouches...he was too toxic to touch or undergo a post mortem.

Such determination might have been better spent in the service of others, but David decided on a different way out..