Panda Pajama Pandemonium

More Muslims live in Indonesia than any country in the world, over 200 million. So when the cops in Jakarta spotted a kid wearing a pajama shirt sporting mounting Pandas they swooped down on the little guy like a Jihadi at a beheading.

After all a bare female face gets Muzzie males lathered up, so how the heck can a kid with a cartoon Panda shirt be allowed to run free?

The cops quickly issued this fun little public admonishment: ''We appealed to the people to be aware of the presence of these obscene shirts, If anyone knows anything about the circulation or sale of these shirts they are requested to immediately report to the nearest police station.'

Oh yea, that's gonna happen...  Does anyone go to a zoo in Indonesia?