Luminous Lingerie Lights-Up The Loins

Looking for a libidinous, lecherous, lascivious, lustful, low-down and lubricious way to find her in the middle of the night?

Check out LuminoGlow's lights-up-in-the-dark lingerie.  The attire ends nighttime fumbling and may just save your marriage.

The magic happens because the naughty nighties are made from 'illuminating glow lace.'

Wearing them more than once a week may require a lead vest and panties, though.  But what the heck, she's worth it, right?