Teen Holds Breath Trashes Toyota In Tunnel

Danny Calhon, 19, of Snohomish, WA told the cops he blacked-out by holding his breath as he entered the long tunnel on Highway 26.

Danny's 25 year old Toyota crossed the centerline and crashed head-on into a Ford Explorer.  Like a deadly game of car-billiards, both cars smashed into the tunnel walls, then Danny's Toyota was struck by a pickup truck completing the dust, metal, screaming and pants pooping mess.

Why did Danny do it?  Superstitition.  Somehow dimwit Danny swallowed the myth that tunnel-breath-holding was a fools-proof way to get lucky.  Instead, Danny got three big insurance bills and three license-killing reckless driving, reckless endangerment and fourth-degree assault tickets.

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