Spandex Builds Butt Bras

Girdles were invented to replace the corsets of the 19th century. Girdles gave women the support they wanted, but avoided the gut busting, blood-puddling, cinch-pinch and rib-crushing the old corsets inflicted.

Girdles also addressed the oft flagging thighs women sported preventing them from  slipping into peddle-pushers and skirts that became the rage in the 1950s. When jeans took over in the 60s, girdles were goners.

Spandex wants women back into the game. The undergarment conglomerate launched a $58 ‘Trust Your Thinstincts Booty Bra.'

Spandex insists the garment in simple terms is ‘a bra…for your butt.’  The booty-bra lifts and separates just like the hooter holsters women use to keep the girls dangling in the front from falling to the floor.

Spandex noticed the vanity crowd investing in a record number of 'ass reassignments.'. Spandex thinks their line of ass-slings will make it easier and less costly to accomplish the same thing.

We will see.

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