Portland sucks it's precious bodily fluids from the Mt. Tabor reservoir. When a 21-year-old guy and his buddies were partying near the lake they were 'seen' by surveillance cameras tossing crap over a fence arcing a yellow stream into city's precious water supply.
The city says it's taking the system off line and dumping 8 million gallons of the eww-ee stuff into someone else's river and lake..
The Multnomah County DA says they may press criminal charges. Wonder what those could be? Illegal discharge of a toxic waste product into an effluent resource?
Wonder what the city does when they see deer, coyote, and fish defecating in the lake? How about all the dead animals drowned - it only matters if one guy with the a prostate able to reach the lake through a fence? C'mon folks, what's really going on?
City official complained - how would you like to drink someone else's pee? Is that a rhetorical question?
Folks, you can't make this stuff up. Wonder what the urine from one bladder to lake-sized water ratio might be? Portland is full of liberal weenies these guys are used to drinking weird stuff so why stop now?
