So what's wrong with a little self-love and an unwillingness to accept the ravages of time? Well, narcissism leads to arrogance and loathing of others. And the stubborn pursuit of youth, as the story of Dorian Gray illustrates, leads to debauchery and death.
Ah, but all that bible mumbo-jumbo and fiction written by Oscar Wilde have no relevance today, right?
The 'Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece' comes from Japan. To get one, peel off $75 bucks and lock the bathroom door. You're trying to get rid of wrinkles, not scare the beegeezus out of the kids.
Place the pink plastic lips into your mouth and bulge your eyes like a zombie for two weeks. Gotcha!
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