USA Average Penis Size Rises Again

Dr Debby Herbenick at Indiana University, asked 1,661 men in the U.S. to measure their own erect penis.  The researchers used the 'honor' system.  The catch?

Dr Herbenick trusts the men because her study is part of a larger study on condom sizes so, 'If they reported a bigger-than-reality size to us, they would get a baggier condom...If they reported a smaller-than-reality size to us, the condom would be too tight.'

The results? The Johnson's ranged from 1.5 inches to 10 inches. The average Captain Winkie is a stout 5.5 inches.

Dr Debby's results also revealed an oddity. The erections were slightly longer if they arose from oral sex versus the time-tested technique of choking the chicken manually.

Thickness wasn't garnered because condoms only come in one-girth-fits-all circumferences. The other lingering question is, what does Dr Debby mean by 'get a baggier condom?'

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