The garbage truck driver working for Copper State Sanitation told the Globe cops his truck made 10 stops and 10 compaction cycles before a bystander on a sidewalk notice a head pop out of the truck crying for help.
The driver figures the woman survived because the truck only compacts the crap 50% in order to avoid 'leaking' liquid crap all over the route. A 100% compaction would have ended Jessica's attempt to 'be the garbage' on the first compaction cycle.
Bunyar was plucked from the half-compacted pile of crap by the fire department and shoved into a slightly less crappy ambulance for her ride to the hospital. No word yet when the city awards Bunyar a personal dumpster or furnishes her with crush-proof body armor for the balance of her stay in Globe..
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