Korean 'artist' Jung-ki Beak woke up one day with itchy eczema and protruding patches of psoriasis. So he meandered to the medicine cabinet to find a fix. There in the back, behind the expired pharmacueticals and candied cough drops was a small vessel of Vaseline. Long past the expiration date.
So Jung-ki darted to the drug store and bought all they had.
'I am interested in the function of Vaseline because it has a very important meaning in my individual living habits,' Jung-ki crowed. The Angle doesn't know what that means, but it sounds kinda creepy..
After a few hours alone the compulsive artist was covered in the stuff and smelled like a lube bay at a truck stop.
'I make the armor as...protection, with Vaseline for the weak parts of the body...[I use]...Vaseline as a function of protection.'
Wonder if Jung-ki realizes wearing his goo-suit outside will make him the most popular guy in Pyongyang prison since conjugal visits were reinstated? Oh yea, need it be said not to try this yourself?
