Shocker: Happiness Tied To Frequent Sex

Liberal arts majors are a joke.  Especially the so-called specialties 'political science' and 'sociology.'  Politics isn't a 'science' nor social studies an 'ology.'  But lefties go into these fields because they are capable of little else.

Professor Tim Wadsworth, associate professor of sociology at the University of Colorado Boulder thinks he is on the Nobel trail. Tim poured over 'psyche' data from 15,986 people extracted between 1993 to 2006. Sounds more scientific if the number is 15,986 instead of 16,000 doesn't it?

The stunning revelation?  Those questioned admitted to rocking the Casbah at least 2-3 times a month and were 33% more likely to 'feel' job satisfaction than those not riding the baloney-pony stretching back 12 months.

Tim says it gets even juicier the more panky being hanky'd. Those tickling the pickle once a week claimed 44% happier loins than those laying fallow for the year. And for those sex-crazed addicts doing the dippity do-dah at least 2-3 times a week?  These panting puppies suffered 55% more soreness yet went back for more regardless.  The celibate couples getting a cat instead of having sex left to their depression once again..

Tim wasn't done yet. He also says that no matter how much butter couples churned people feared they may be hiding the hot-dog in the bush less often than their peers.

‘Having more sex makes us happy, but thinking that we are having more sex than other people makes us even happier,’ Tim squirted.

Okay. Glad we got all that figured out. Feel better people?