iPhone Doubles As Stun Gun

Has the iPhone just become a lethal weapon? 

Yellow Jacket Case is first to market with a 650k volt stun gun iPhone case.  According to Yellow Jacket the iPhone so equipped 'is capable of halting an aggressive adult male.' 

The obvious question: how to handle the 'ass press' phenomenon.  Many women and some men shove their iPhone into a tight-panted rear pocket. A potential future shocker.

The mother of the invention is Seth Froom who came up with the idea after he was robbed in his home last year by an armed assailant.  'My story is one of triumph and not tragedy,' Seth opines.

Oh, and you can get the almost one million volt stunner in black, white, gold and pink!  Good news for iPhone users everywhere except New York, New Jersey, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, Rhode Island, Wisconsin and Washington, D.C.

Those 'progressive' states don't allow residence to use a stun gun to protect themselves from 'aggressive adult males.'

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