The story is a simple one. A Spartanburg County Sheriff’s deputy observed a Lincoln pickup truck whizz by with a pair of 'Truck Nutz' looming large, and dangling prominently below the hitch on the rear bumper. Specifically, the deputy noted in a report, the object was a pair of testicles that were “flesh colored, anatomically correct, approximately the size of a softball, and in clear view of the public.”
The cop explained to the driver, Joe Cervantes-Rodriguez that is was 'his balls' got his attention.
Cervantes-Rodriguez explained he had come from Mexico a few months ealier traveling through Texas and Georgia. The driver had a vehicle registration and proof of insurance, but not a valid and current driver’s license. So he was arrested.
After spending the night in jail, Cervantes-Rodriguez got out on $237 bail. A “warning citation” was also issued for displaying the 'accoutrement'.
The lesson isn't hard to guess. Never. Ever. Not ever. Drive around with a large replica of genitalia hanging from any part of your truck. Place the replicas INSIDE and make sure your documentation is current.
Next watch La Raza or the ACLU bring a suit against the cops for 'testicle' profiling. If you want or need a pair of these find them at www.yournutz.com. Good luck!
