Beezow legally changed his name from Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, so when the cops picked him up, they had to write his new, ridiculously long and tedious name on their reports. In some circles, a middle name like 'Drew' is often enough to drive people a little dingbat, so it is understandable this guy might want to change that part, but, whats wrong with 'Jeff'?
As one might expect, Beezow has a Facebook page, and when you go there you will discover he enjoys activities including 'eating', 'standing', 'walking', 'thinking', and 'diamond'. Beezow can clown around with Bubba now, Bubba likes guys that can stand, and eat, but he doesn't like them thinking - bending over is all that is required.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop must have a hunch what's in store, from the back of the cop car, he spit thru the barrier wire and said "...gonna get even with them".
Good luck Beezow, you are definitely gonna need it in the slammer - and oh yea, you will want to add "Bubba's Beatch" to the front of that dictionary sized name of yours when you get out.