Japan Invents Speech Jamming Gun

Mother-in-laws beware. Japan has a way to cut-off your judgmental, screaming disapproval of your son-in-law in mid sentence.

Scientists Kazutaka Kurihara and Koji Tsukada have developed a portable 'SpeechJammer' gun that can silence people 100 feet away..

The device doesn't harm the blabbering target, but makes them 'feel' like they are stuttering thus driving them bat-shit crazy 'till they shut their pie-holes.

The device records the speaker in real-time and fires their words back at them with a 0.2-second delay.  The effect scrambles the brain's cognitive processes sending the speaker into a brain-fart-shutdown forcing them to stop talking.

Kurihara and Tsukada suggested the speech-jamming gun could be used in libraries and public forums.
"There are still many cases in which the negative aspects of speech become a barrier to the peaceful resolution of conflicts," claim the two inventors.

Libraries?. How about using it in Congress or at the Whitehouse to shut the ugly Democrats down. The Dianne Feinstein speech-jamming gun ban coming to the Senate floor forthwith.

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