75% Of Emails And Phone Calls Are Made On The Toilet

In the 'olden' days, potty time was used to catch up on the comics, ponder questions of mortality, or finish breakfast.

All that's gone now.  The cell phone and laptop have replaced the newspaper. A troubling trend has transformed tinkle-time into social-media time.

An 'unnamed' study of 1000 mobile phone users revealed 75% tweet, email, face-book, and pucker the poop-chute during a phone call.

Despite the march of technology some things shouldn't change. Keeping dump time private is one of them.