FAA: Skydiving Sex Is A Gross Violation

Skydive owner David Chrouch says he fired part-time skydiving instructor and porn star Alex Torres.  Chrouch can't decide whether to also fire the company's receptionist, Torres' partner in the skydiving porn video the two made on company time.

The video shows Torres and the receptionist having sex on the skydiving plane before jumping out.  The video continues to record them screwing all the way to the ground and a little while after that too. 

FAA spokesman Ian Gregor says any activity that could distract the pilot while piloting the plane is a violation of federal regulations.

The pilot may have been watching, even oogling, and that - the government cannot abide.  So the FAA and their tenacious crew of sleuths is on the job. The local police in Taft, CA have already exited the case.

Apparently no local laws were violated, not even the ones that would protect school kids looking up or other pilots and skydivers looking down.

But wait...why did the owner of a skydiving company have a professional porn actor on staff in the first place?  Life is a mystery...and the government never sleeps.

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