Nude Cafe Customers Bring Towels

SAN FRANCISCO — Supervisor Scott Wiener's legislation about the nude guys in the Castro compels the nudies to put something under their asses when they sit on public chairs (i.e., an ass gasket or a towel).

Wait...nudity is okay in the city of San Francisco?  Yep.  And now they want the nasty bacteria-ridden bottoms of nude cafe goers to have a buffer-zone on a chair you could use next.

Berkeley's ordinance is more civilized saying it is against the law "for any person to appear nude in any place open to the public or any place visible from a place open to the public."  No need for chair protection we guess...

So now Berkeley is more reasonable than San Francisco and L.A.? Has the last earthquake happened yet?

Finally, we get to the southern end of the loonie-tunes state.

LOS ANGELES  — A regulation brought by L.A. City Councilman Paul Koretz bans all single-use plastic and paper bags in L.A. supermarkets.

“It’d probably be good for the planet in the long run, but short-term I could see it being a nightmare,” shoppers noted.  Ya think?  Lets bring back the plague too - that should cut down on the riff-raff.

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