Open New Business Account Get A Free AK-47...

Wonder if Merchant Service dotcom is still giving away AK-47s to new business account customers.

The “No Merchant Victims” campaign launched by the company provided customers with their very own voucher for a shiny new world-class assault rifle - the infamous AK-47.

'...we are not simply handing out AK-47 assault rifles to anyone who opens an account with us...you will receive a voucher that can be used towards the purchase of a firearm at any reputable gun shop...,' oh, then you can get a cool handgun instead?

Seems like a fair deal...