Teens Getting Tight On Hand Sanitizers

Kids, meaning teenagers, seemed to want to stuff all of life's 'fun' into five and a half minutes of brain deadening antics.  And more often than not, some of them push self-indulgence to the point of irreversible harm.

Playing chicken in a car.  Binge drinking.  Suffocation games.. Playing meth-roulette. Sniffing glue and inhaling aerosols.  All goodies from yesterday.

Now gulping cleaning products is all the rage.  The idea is to first distill dangerous levels of toxic ethyl alcohol.  Guess isopropyl alcohol from Walgreens is too easy.

Bottles of hand-sanitizer contain 62% ethyl alcohol by volume and are inexpensive and easily purchased - without an ID. Distillation instructions are readily available on the internet, of course. Common table salt is used to extract the alcohol, creating a dangerous concoction far more potent and dangerous than texting while driving, even.

A few 1-ounce shots will induce slurred speech, burning stomachs, diarrhea, memory loss and even irreversible organ damage eventually leading to death if done frequently. Other hygiene products such as mouthwash, cough syrup and even vanilla extract can be abused in similar ways.

Two homeless people in Albuquerque, New Mexico, recently died after drinking a mix of distilled hand sanitizer and mouthwash.

So become informed parents. Stay close to your teens. Teach them that it is one thing to drink a beer, but something entirely different to swill down a few shots of nearly 100% pure grain alcohol.

Death or brain-damaged is no way to stumble through the rest of life.

More Gay Parents In Salt Lake City Than Anywhere

Liberals love to pretend they are more intelligent, more 'evolved', more tolerant, and more enlightened than conservatives.  Yet there's not even a mouse-turd-pile-sized mound of evidence that any of those generalizations are true.

Case in point.  Gays vote for Democrats because they buy the 'myth' that they are more accepted by them.  Real life fails to bear that out. In fact, gays are slowly finding that liberals present them with fake acceptance in order to use them for political purposes.  Conservatives don't use people.

Salt Lake City has more same-sex couples raising kids than any other city in the USA.  The heart of conservative Mormon country is also home to a growing black population and church membership.

The Williams Institute at the UCLA School of Law found the majority of same-sex parents are raising their kids in more conservative areas of the country at large. Mississippi having the largest rate among all states with 26 percent - yet Gay marriage is banned in the deep southern state.

What gives?

Gay Utah resident Weston Clark, who's raising an adopted 3-year-old boy with his same-sex partner, believes it's Utah's love of family that binds them all together.

'In Utah, especially those of us who are from Utah originally, it’s ingrained in our culture that family is important,' he told the Salt Lake Tribune. 'It doesn’t matter if you’re gay or straight, you still want that.'

So in the end, what's most important is not the battle over garnering voters by pandering divisive social issues.  It's about the kids, and family.  A concept which disgusts hard-core liberal Seculars.

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DHS Deploys Armed Agents To Confront Teaparty

The IRS scandal may be a flash point that may yet awaken the sleeping masses.

The whole thing started when the IRS targeted 500 conservative groups and individuals for 'special' treatment, conveniently just before the 2012 election.  The Teaparty in particular has been singled out by the IRS and DHS because they symbolize staunch disapproval to almost everything Obama and his failed administration stand-for.

Consider that many of these groups were forced to dissolve because the IRS stalled or completely rejected their legitimate and deserved tax consideration - the same consideration liberal groups got approval on in an expedited basis.

The wholesale scandal may well have led to an undeserved victory for Obama because these groups may have had success in making a case against him.  Clearly the Obama presidency is more destructive than any yet seen in US history.

True, denying citizens their right to fair treatment by the IRS is a violation of free speech. But confronting Teaparty members protesting at IRS offices last Tuesday by placing armed DHS agents in their paths is far worse.

DHS made an appearance in states like Missouri, Florida, Illinois and Indiana.  They even flew helocopters over the LA protest site.

Richard Davis, director of the Arkansas State Fusion Center, said DHS expanded their mission to include “domestic terrorism and certain groups that are anti-government. We want to kind of take a look at that and receive that information. Includes putting political stickers in public bathrooms or participating in movements against the death penalty.”

Really?  Odd.  Has anyone seen DHS jack-boots at ANY Occupy protest? You know where REAL domestic terrorism is planned and people are raped and drugged?   Or how about the noise left-wing groups make in front of the Whitehouse over Afghanistan and Abortion?  Oh that's right, leftist's violent demonstrations are okay, Obama agrees with those anti-government goons.

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Tampa Wins Mosquito Capital Of USA

If you live in Florida, along the Gulf Of Mexico in Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia or up the Eastern Seaboard of the USA you already know about mosquitoes.

Giant-big, hairy, piercing, blood-sucking, swarming, West Nile disease-carrying, relentless, egg-filled, sweat sucking Culex quinquefasciatus.

The CDC offer help.

The following products are effective: Off!, Cutter, Sawyer, and Ultrathon (DEET). Cutter Advanced, Skin So Soft Bug Guard Plus, and Autan (Picaridin). Skin So Soft Bug Guard Plus Expedition (IR3535).  Homeopathic remedies that contain lemon and eucalyptus oils are fine, but not as effective.

Living in the hot, humid sweltering south will require long sleeves, long pants, hats, and indoors hide-outs.  And if Tampa, FL is your home - good luck.

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Men Finally Living Longer Than Women

The 'liberated' woman has achieved full equality with men in both opportunity and diseases.

In 1970, a man aged 30 was expected to die 5.7 years before a woman of the same age - the widest gap since records began in 1841.  Males and females born in 2000 are changing those rules.

Men no longer work in toxic environments remnant of the early industrial age. And men are smoking less, playing more, and changing their diets to avoiding the effects of heart disease.

Women are smoking more and getting fat. Estimates for the USA predict over 50% of the adult population will be obese, but for women that stat soars to 75%. Minority women are at even higher risks for all of these factors.

Once it was guessed genetics or hormones played the major role, but that has apparently been dispelled.  Women can no longer assume they will inherit the nest egg and outlive their mates.

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Guy Dumps Dentist Girlfriend Keeps Dental Appt

The Dunce Of The Week Decade Award goes to 45-year-old Marek Olszewski.  The boob broke-up with his dentist girlfriend yet kept his dental surgery appointment with the jilted lassie to keep his 'discount.'.

Ex Anna Mackowiak DDS, 34, has been arrested after she calmly, even professionally dosed Marek with an extra stiff level of anesthetic and pulled every tooth in his head.

The unsuspecting goof woke from the deep-sleep with a whole-head bandage wrapped tightly from neck to hairline.

Anna confessed that at first she wanted her professionalism to over-power her emotions. Anna lamented 'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, what a bastard.' 

Marek related, '...when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t fucking believe it. The bitch had emptied my mouth.' Marek confessed his 'new' girlfriend left him due to his gummy smile.

Moral?  Dare we say it?  Never cheat on a medical professional and later assume their services are still available to you..   Especially if she is a proctologist or neurosurgeon.  At least not unless you want to spend the rest of your days without your glee-wand or the ability to still solid food.

Boy Scouts Become Boy George Scouts

Update 3-23-13: Boy Scouts Vote Gays In

Gays won a pretty solid victory today.  Gay marriage is one thing, but a gay boy scout is long overdue.  Blocking gays from participating in scouting was really little different than banning Jews or blacks from being members too.

After a board vote is approved, "no youth may be denied membership in the Boy Scouts of America on the basis of sexual orientation or preference alone," says Deron Smith, Boy Scouts spokesman.

Patrick Boyle author of 'Scouts Honor'  noted, "You have a more than hundred-year-old organization changing what it considered a fundamental belief just a decade ago. That says a lot about the Scouts and a lot about how far the gay rights movement has come in the United States."

The Angle agrees. Gays are already in scouting so what's the big deal?  And on those long camping trips with archaic campfire stories and a lot of farting a musical show tune and possibly a little poetry reading will be a welcome change, don'cha think.

So get out there boys - scare the bears and fear no deer.  Pack a few extra crustless baloney sandwiches and a good amount of Zero water.  You never know who will want to party out on the trail.

Pretty Women Featherweight, Fertile and Frisky

Cortisol is secreted by the adrenal glands and controls metabolism, energy levels, blood pressure and immune system response.

A study of Latvian women found links between a pretty face and the amount of cortisol in the body.

The first challenge was to find enough thin pretty women in Latvia to make the study.  Like model Julia Lescova, left.

Nerdy researchers first located some pretty women and then photographed and vaccinated them against hepatitis B subsequently measuring the amount of antibodies their bodies produced.

Surprisingly, immune function in women didn't predict pretty faces. Women with lower cortisol levels tended to be more beautiful, suggesting stressed women are prone to be butt-ugly and usually fat.  Conversely, the same team found men who were produced antibodies in response to a hepatitis B shots were considered better looking by women.

So pretty women are more fertile and less stressed lowering cortisol which leads to less fat making. Men in that boat get to eat the whole enchilada: higher fertility, handsome faces, less fat and a better immune system.

So once again, the good looking get all the brakes, and the homely are left with cats, cake cravings, and size 20 stretch pants.

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Sergio Garcia's Tiger Woods Chicken Throwdown

Sour grapes Sergio Garcia still steaming over the Players Championship made a race crack during an interview in Europe last week.
 
Garcia's retort,  "We'll have him 'round every night, we will serve fried chicken.''

Woods took to Twitter to complain,  "The comment that was made wasn't silly. It was wrong, hurtful and clearly inappropriate."

Yesterday Garcia walked-back the faux pas,  "I apologize for any offense that may have been caused by my comment on stage during the European Tour Players' Awards dinner...''

Fuzzy Zoeller stepped in the same puddle of chicken poop back in 1997 regarding Tiger Wood's US Open win. Zoeller lost an endorsement deal over that one.  And it appears Sergio may face the same fate losing a $7 million buck deal too.

And back in 2008 remember the Golf Channel pair Kelly Tilghman joking with co-anchor Nick Faldo's who said that younger players should "gang up" on Woods, Tilghman replied "Lynch him in a back alley".

Well, maybe blacks do have a little point regarding embedded racism.  Still, Woods is said to be fairly unliked among his peers on the tour. Although not clear if the cause is about his dominance, his aloof manner, or his skin color.  Either way, these days making any kind of race crack is quickly squashed whether the comment is made in jest or not.

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Black Cat Survives Two-Hour Wash Cycle

Karin Bernett, 63, had raised the jet-black feline to frolic.  Why was 'Tabitha' not whining like usual?.

The panicked woman called the neighbors - anyone seen the little black ball of trouble?  Nope. Sinking fear griped the aging woman - so back to the house to check impossible locations.  Cupboards, oven, freezer, under the car?

Then she heard the washer clanging.  The machine had made odd noises before, but she decided to check it out anyway.   And there, peering out through the soapy, half-filled cavity from behind the glass of the front-loader's door-Tabitha!

Sudsed up, shaken, shrunken, crying like a whimpering infant the cat was scared and confused.   The door wouldn't budge.  Quickly grabbing the gardener to pry the door open - success.  Out flails the wet lump of coal that was once an average black house cat.

Tabitha's lungs were pumped out by the vet. And a hair dryer did the rest.  Tabitha blew-up the size of the black-hole in the center of the Milky Way.  What the hell happened?

Oh yea, Karin had loaded a comforter that morning; the once-per-year washing of the 'big' blanket and Tabitha, undetected, was buried in it.  So Karin only had herself to blame, but Tabitha was not blaming anyone.  The goofy cat just wanted to be left alone, for now.

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Scalpel Explodes Sets Patient On Fire

Ever ponder the eventuality of requiring surgery?

Do you fear risks from infection or having equipment or supplies left in a chest cavity?  Think about the needles, smells, saws, infection, swelling, and sutures?

Those things are nothing, now add fire to your fears.

Dr Jay Yelon, chief of surgery at New York's Lincoln Hospital, was performing a tracheotomy to insert a breathing tube when his electronic scalpel came too close to patient Enrique Ruiz’s oxygen supply. The patient erupted in flames.

The hospital is being fingered for trying to squash the fury and flames over the catastrophe. See, Dr Yelon didn't mention the fire in his post-op report and when asked directly he cleverly avoided the obvious by stating the flames were put out with ‘no danger to the patient’.

Sounds like Doc Yelon is playing the Obama game of lying by omission. But he does have a point?  About 600 such fires happen each year, and many die on the table from the burns..

Ruiz remembers it differently telling his brother he was in extreme pain, ‘I feel like my chest was on fire.'  So authorities are taking a look.  And hopefully the hospital and staff are finding better ways to isolate the oxygen hazard.

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Blanket Hogging Leads To Domestic Unrest

An odd study in the UK says the average couple have 167 arguments per year mostly over creating cold-air tunnels while sharing a blanket.

Snoring came in second. Farting wasn't mentioned at all. The Angle thinks that's a glaring omission.

Claire Haigh, of Premier Inn, said: 'Our research shows most of the arguments couples have in the bedroom are down to habits that are easy to resolve as a relationship develops...a lot of people are seriously affected by snoring and hogging the duvet.'


Punishing the abuser can lead to bigger problems.  You may find yourself sleeping under the bed, instead of on top of it.  So if revenge is your response remember you won't get far, he/she is still laying next to you, at least for now.

Anthony Weiner Won't Go Limp

4-24-13 Weiner: 'might be more pictures out there.'
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5-22-13 It's Official Weiner Rises To Run.

Recall:
Carol Mizuguchi’s 21-year-old daughter, Gennette Cordova, got a surprise package — a close-up of an underwear-clad crotch — over a weekend last year in a tweet (via tweetdeck) from former Rep. Anthony Weiner’s (D-NY) 'old' Twitter account.

Weiner first claimed his Twitter account was hacked, which was then and is still a federal crime.  He later backed off and referred to the incident as “a prank.”   In later interviews, he says 'Cannot Say with Certitude' if  the Twitter boxers in the tweet belonged to him. Finally Weiner admitted, 'Maybe it started out being a photo of mine.'

“I’m really upset. I feel like he’s a person of power and influence, who can make a statement and make all this go away,” Carol Mizuguchi blasted Weiner for his continued snarky sidestepping, “As her mother, I’m really upset...I’m pissed off at that.”

A second woman came forward also undermining Weiner's contention that he was hacked.  Eventually hundreds of women hinted the NY crotch pirate accosted them.

When Weiner was in congress he had security clearances. So when he used Capitol Hill equipment, he had a duty to report it to authorities.

Weiner contended he had broken no laws, or did anything to warrant ethics examination by the House, wrong.  Weiners' conduct, lying to the public, and attempting to smear the late Mr. Andrew Breitbart, the man who broke the story, was a violation of House Ethics.

Weiner's stalking behavior was also alleged as a conspiracy between Weiner and Media Matters on the day the story broke.

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June 9: 
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 June 11:
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June 14:
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June 15:
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June 16:
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McDonald's Worker Spots Own Stolen Car At Drive-Up Window

Virginia Maiden had a bad day and a good day on the same day last Tuesday.

Ms. Maiden of Kennewick, WA awakened to find her 1995 Toyota 4-Runner stolen.   So before she could get ready for work she had to call 911 to report the theft and admit to the cops she had, indeed, left the truck unlocked.  A classic error.

Virginia got a neighbor to take her McDonald's job.  Tuesdays are her day to woman the drive-thru window - a harried duty she doesn't relish.  But fate was soon to intervene a second time in the same day.

About two hours into the shift she took an order from a female far back in the line.  As Virginia looked up to deliver the goods it happened.  She was staring at her own stolen car!

Straining to compose her shock she told the woman her order was still being completed.  Stepping back from the window she signaled to a co-worker to take over while she went to the back to called the cops, again.

The driver, Katherine A. York, 22, was arrested before getting out of the McDonald’s parking lot. Inside Virginia's car cops found ‘a large amount’ of clothing, complete with security tags stolen from JC Penney and Sears earlier in the day.

The moral is simple. Never leave your car unlocked unless you work in a fast food joint where car thieves get lunch. And oh yea, Virginia?  LOCK YOUR CAR.

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Bob Costas: Self-Appointed Goon For Gun Grabbers

Bob Costas is the son of a Greek immigrant from Queens, NY.  Bob studied communications (a useless liberal arts major) at Syracuse U before dropping out.

So when Bob opines on the right to keep and bear arms, like most semi-literate liberal pukes, he fails the make the grade.  Lets face it, how versed does one need to be to spit sports talk into a mic for a living?

While on Piers Morgan's ignorable show last week, Costas uttered,  "Give me one example where a citizen used an assault rifle with a high capacity magazine for a constructive purpose."

First the ground rules.  The two terms 'assault rifle' and 'high capacity magazine' are undefined, non specific, non technical and yet oft uttered by guys like Costas.  The gun grabbers like to say them, so let's try to give them definition for the sake of running Bob's lame logic into the ground.

In the recent anti-gun bill liberals tried to suck-in AR-15, semi-automatics and 10-round clips for ban.  So under Bob's contention are there examples of citizens using an AR-15s and a 10-round clip in a constructive way?

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Hotel Refuses Reservation For Down's Kids

Hotel CaboGata Plaza Suites in Almeria, Spain refused a reservation from Down Espana, a group that protects and cares for kids stricken with Down's Syndrome.  The reason?

An unnamed hotel employee told the group, "these kinds of people might annoy other guests."  Oooooops.

Down Espana took quick action filing a complaint with the public prosecutor.  A short time later, and we are talking about a very very short time later, like about ten seconds after the public prosecutor contacted the hotel - a slightly different booking was made.

Again, an unnamed employee, this time an upper management unnamed employee said, what we have here is "a misunderstanding. In 35 years of business we have never refused access to guests with Down syndrome who have been, are, and always will be very welcome."  Oh, now they are 'very welcome.'  How welcome?  Like free five-nights stay all expenses meals included kind-of-welcome?

"We haven't gone public with this incident to victimize anyone but to educate the public," said Agustin Matia, head of Down Espana.

A shame we can't get this kind of course reversal from the Obama regime over the German immigrant family just kicked out for homeschooling their kids.

Obama Hacks, Hijacks And Harangues History

Like Bill Clinton before him, Obama seems extra obsessed with his place in history. 

On www.whitehouse.gov we find the nose in the air classic Obama pose inviting the unwary to register for regular propaganda updates.  Click deeper and up comes the meaty part. Obama has been inserted into every presidential biography dating back to Calvin Coolidge.

For example, FDR according to Obama: “On August 14, 1935, President Roosevelt signed the Social Security Act. Today the Obama administration continues to protect seniors and ensure Social Security will be there for future generations.”  Laughing.  Obama stripped $500 billion from Medicare to fund Obamacare.  And his debt spending is wiping out the rest.

Obama's need to engineer his place in history is insipid and juvenile, but then that's been the performance we've come to expect.  Obama doesn't get to record how history will view him.  Jamie Weinstein of the Daily Caller for one, is calling Obama out.. 

Margaret Sanger was a turn-of-the-century eugenics social worker skulking around the slums of New York.  She coined the term 'birth control' and founded Planned Parenthood.  Ultimately, Sanger championed the idea to use abortion to break the cycle of poverty - and kill as many 'Negroes' as possible to do it..  Obama is a champion of taxpayer funded abortions, post-birth abortions, and forcing church's to provide abortive medications to their employees violating the 1st Amendment of the Constitution.  So Obama is carrying on Sanger's work, irony?

Bill Clinton's Attorney General, Janet Reno lorded over the worst domestic abuse by the US Government in history.  Waco Texas was the scene of the wholesale slaughter of dozens of US citizens by Reno's ATF.  Obama's Attorney General, Eric Holder lorded over the Fast And Furious program that supplied weapons to Mexican drug lords.  These weapons have been traced to the murder of a US Border Patrol agent, also possible other US citizens.  Holder channeling Reno?  Maybe...

Obama's in the ugly phase of a legacy already doomed to mediocrity.  Instead of a second-term promising a second-chance to do something more than rack-up debt and wreck the medical system, Obama is unsurprisingly playing the Chicago-way now more than ever.

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Peeing Stalin Statue Pisses Off Police

The Ukraine's the second largest military power in Europe - it's history  brutal and gruesome.  Wars, famine, invading powers from Poland, Turkey, Austria, and Russia have all taken a chunk out of the place.

Before the birth of the USSR  Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin was a Russian officer fighting in the Polish-Soviet war in the Ukraine. 

Stalin eventually murdered over 5 million Ukrainian pheasants leaving them to starve in a ferocious famine in the 1930s.  The Holodomor famine is also known as the Ukrainian Genocide.

The 'Pissing Stalin Golden Monument' was created by the Ukrainian nationalist party Bratstvo. Standing five-feet tall the wooden sculpture clearly shows Stalin's penis protruding verily out of his trousers and an accompanying stream of pee arcing profusely onto a hydrant.

Joseph's memory in Ukraine is not so hot.  Hence, Uncle Joe's peeing statue was fully intended to ridicule the mass-killer.  But the state police were not amused.

A kind of Stalin-statue rivalry is griping the country.  Those who hate the old pal of Hitler's and those who want to revise history and honor the monster. The Ukraine just can't seem to shake it's penchant for war, even on a simulacrum level.

Jack The Ripper Was A Woman?

Not the most prolific killer but certainly the most notorious of all serial killers was Jack the Ripper.  The ripper operated in the Whitechapel district of London in 1888.   Given many under age 30 didn't know the movie Titanic was about a real ship, likely they haven't heard of Jack the Ripper.

To refresh, Jack the Ripper was never caught.  Five victims, all prostitutes were disemboweled with surgical precision.  After more than a century countless books, theories, suspects, and movies no one has been emphatically fingered as the perp.

Author John Morris has written a book carving out a new angle.  That Jack The Ripper was really Jacqueline the Ripper - a woman.

John thinks Lizzie Williams, wife of royal physician Sir John Williams was the Whitechapel waster. Dr Williams, ironically, has been a major suspect for decades. Her motive presumed based on rage over not having kids of her own.  Three of the victims had their wombs cut-out, dangling in an 'unhinged state'.

Well, as Star Trek Spock would lift an eyebrow and say 'intriguing'. Lizzie did go mad soon after the last killing took place, and eventually died from cancer in 1912. If she did it, she took it to her own grave.

Lucky for us because a Lizzie the Ripper would have been a lame name for a serial killer and would have taken steam away from Lizzie Borden.  Ooops.  The under 30s just got another name to look up.

Man Sues BMW Over Motorcycle Erection

Trial lawyers feed on the insurance industry and on anyone with more than a dime in their pockets.

Britain's National Healthcare System is protected by 'loser pays' making frivolous lawsuits obsolete overnight.

Frivolous lawsuit?  A full 40% of US medical system costs are due to them, and John Edwards rode high on them his entire life.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seat maker Corbin-Pacific claiming his four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat has left him with a 20-monthy erection that won't go down. Wolf wants to get paid not just because he can't sleep on his stomach, he says he can't have sex either.

Dr. Michael Lutz, urologist, says there is no medical data to support the man’s claim. However, “It’s been long-known that compression of the neurovascular supply to the penis — if it’s compressed for a period of time...can actually cause prolonged numbness of the genitalia.”

BMW checked the story noting Wolf switched the OEM seat for the Corbin-Pacific seat. Wolf obviously has no case, and is including BMW due to their deeper pockets. Mr. Wolf is a boner, and BMW is innocent. The Democrats keep trial lawyers in erection lawsuits - and this one is just as good as the next one.