Peter was eventually captured on video cracking open the pill bottle inside the box labeled “Hydrocodone-Acetaminophen,” pouring all the pills out, and leaving in great haste.
The problem? The bottle actually contained Equate Gentle Laxative pills. Instead of an intense oxy high, this drug promises “predictable overnight relief” from constipation.
By the time the cops caught up with Emery he was found in a curled fetal position immobilized on a shit-stained mattress begging for death.
Emery had priors getting him 28 months in state prison for offenses like burglary, cocaine possession, forgery, grand theft, resisting arrest, and auto theft. Anyone wanna bet he doesn't share his last arrest with other inmates this time around?
