For example, in the cuckoo state, your dog must not chase a bear or bobcat. You are prohibited from blocking sunshine from shining on anyone. You can't shoot at anything from a moving car unless it's a whale. And no pets are allowed to have sex within 1500 feet of a bar, school or church.
But don't let Washington State stay left out. They're gonna allow dead bodies to be composted. That's right. Unembalmed dead relatives will be left to decompose in a chamber piled high with organic material like woodchips or straw. In a month, presto; out comes a cubic yard of compost.
The crap is then bagged up and handed back the family. Where hopefully it gets spread in THEIR backyard and not on a crop anyone else has to eat. Scary huh?
