Penis Pictures For Science

A Missouri State U sociology professor wants your manhood.

Prof Alicia Walker is amassing measurements of men's penises both erect and flaccid for a research project.

“The purpose is to investigate how men feel about their bodies in a culture where we place emphasis on size, including size of penises,” Walker says.

The catch?  You have to be over twenty-two years old.  But luckily all types of “men,” including “[Assigned Male At Birth], [Assigned Female At Birth], Post-Phallo, Intersex, Genderqueer” are allowed.  Whatever those terms mean.

Email your lap-lizards to Prof Walker if you wanna get your dick into the mix but be forewarned, ya gotta be persistent.  Her email server is flooded.